How do we rate an angel like our Betty?
How can we hold this moonbeam in our hands?
How do we find a word that means our Betty?
A flibbertigibbet! A will-o’-the wisp! A clown!
Many a thing we wanted her to tell us.
Many a thing she’s done - some good some bad!!
But rather than waste time now
Let’s join hands and gather around
And raise a toast to the leader of our band!
Sung to the tune of
“How do you Solve a Problem like Maria”
from Sound of Music